YEAR-END TSA REPORT: WHAT FULL BODY SCANS FOUND

A friend just sent me the following “TSA report.” Get ready for a good laugh… 🙂

Year-End, TSA report: FULL BODY SCANS AT  AIRPORTS:

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

 

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered	0
Transvestites	133
Hernias	1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases	3,172
Enlarged Prostates	8,249
Breast Implants	59,350
Natural Blondes	3

 It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Thought you’d like to know.

Now, stop laughing and get ready to start crying…

TSA annual cost: $7,390,000,000 

      Ouch!