YEAR-END TSA REPORT: WHAT FULL BODY SCANS FOUND

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A friend just sent me the following “TSA report.” Get ready for a good laugh… 🙂

Year-End, TSA report: FULL BODY SCANS AT  AIRPORTS:

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

 

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :

Terrorists Discovered

      0

Transvestites

   133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

 It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Thought you’d like to know.

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Now, stop laughing and get ready to start crying…

TSA annual cost: $7,390,000,000 

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      Ouch!

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